The Gay Veteran

This kind of stuff I don’t post on my blog at KTHV Channel 11 or write to the editor of the local newspaper.  In the case of KTHV, I really don’t care to post it there anyway and in the case of the local newspaper the editor most likely wouldn’t publish it anyway lol.  Ever fantasize about some of your favorite stars from the past, doesn’t matter if they are living or dead its fantasy anyway.  In fact you don’t even need an overly strong vivid imagination, but By God it sure helps if you got one lol and makes a good fantasy even better.  Two male stars I fantasize a lot about are Andrew Stevens (still living) as Canadian Mountie Const. Alvin Adams from Death Hunt 1981 also staring Lee Marvin, Charles Bronson and Angie Dickinson.  And the late singer/actor Ricky Nelson as Colorado Ryan in Rio Bravo 1959, also staring John Wayne, Dean Martin, Walter Brennan and Angie Dickinson.  And sometimes as En. Tommy J Hanson in The Wackest Ship In The Army1960.

Fabian, Tab Hunter and Frankie Avalon I didn’t fantasize about then and don’t fantasize about these days, although I used to fantasize about Tony Dow (just not as Wallace, Wally Cleaver) and still do on occasion.  Luke Halpin from the old Flipper series used to be fun to fantasize about though.  Be back in a sec gotta make a mad dash to the coffee pot.

See when you get to be in your senile gay crotchety old age you tend to do a lot of that stuff, especially when you pull an all niter and the only thing worth watching on television is the Weather channel.  Though I don’t fantasize about the late Heath Ledger too much, I have nonetheless been a fan of his since the days of Roar.  And lets face it his performance, as Bisexual cowboy Ennis Del Mar in Brokeback Mountain was stellar. I suppose anybody, (well almost anybody) could have played the part of Jack, but anybody other than Heath Ledger playing Ennis would have totally fucked the entire movie.

There are not a lot of young male actors of today that I don’t get into, they’re all so fresh from the pages of GQ its not even funny.  Actors in the 50’s had an innocence about them and just about every one of them had a fair amount of charm and charisma of no small amount.  I’ll pile up all of my unhealthy for ya snacks, treats, coffee and cigarettes (in my case its Prince Albert roll your own lol) pop a B grade sci-fi  from the fifties in the DVD drive on the computer and most of the time get lost in it and its take up a good hour or so.  Ever notice in the movies how the French are so open and relaxed when doing male frontal nudity, not so the Americans.

Most of them come across as stiff as a board and are only willing to do a butt shot where the shit and stink comes out lol.  I mean if an actors only going to show us his bare butt where the shit and stink comes out, why even bother to include a nude scene in the first place, swing it around and give us some meat to work with hon.  Doesn’t’ matter to me if you look like you need to go out and get stung by a bee, I can always add a few inches to it in my fantasy… although I guess Ryan Phillippe does have a cute butt, even if it is only where the shit and stink comes out lol.

Oh yeah and forgot to mention, whatever your reasonably good at and like doing if Morrilton doesn’t agree with it or like it, whatever is in Morrilton will do its best to eradicate it and failing that put it on such a low level as to be  outright unfulfilling.